It is with a heavy heart that I have to inform you dear reader that soon-to-have-been US AG Gaetz has withdrawn his application for the position. While many will speculate on the reasons for his withdrawal, it is evident that there is a sum too high and a cadre too devious suckling on the teats of the American cash-cow. Congealed blood that has coagulated around America’s open sores. Not to provide much needed healing but to prevent fresh blood from flowing and sweeping through the disease killing the American sub-continent and with it the rest of the world.
Many soldiers have trudged on this past four years to a much needed victory. Victory that was both sweet and hard-won. Yet, it is evident that there is yet to be rest for their weary souls. Many have set up encampment on a hillside they mistakenly believe to be a place of final respite. Elysian fields to renew their weary souls as they lazily stare off into the horizon scoffing down hearty meals while they make merry. Yet, yonder, slightly farther than the eye can see a fire rages. The weary troops are but two steps from hell, quenching their thirst with water from the river styx.
During this lull, the troops should not put down their armour. They should simply take it off for the briefest of moments to be polished by the armour bearers, ready for one last battle. One that has already encroached on their victory day celebrations. One that threatens to be drawn out over the next few years. Resilience, hope and courage will fuel this fight. Discouragement will come and it will come in spades. An enemy in retreat is a ferocious beast. There will be betrayals and there will be losses too great to fathom. In honour of those lost and the hard-won victory the fight has to go on.
This being said, these are the words of but a humble blacksmith. One who has set up shop close to the encampment, staring at the gaetz of hell. Using the meagre skills I have to fashion arms for any in need. Arms hopefully Imbued with runes soon to be wielded in what should be a hellscape of ruins.
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